March 2012
February 2012
bastardfromabasket:
i hate it when i forget to turn off my caps lock when i google something and now my google searches all look like i’m really passionate about finding out how late taco bell is open
hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
british person: hi xxx
british person: i miss you xxxx
british person: your dog has cancer xxxx
1 tag
damnafricawhathappened:
When I first got a Tumblr, I used to think that the Chat Post thing was an actual sort of chatting thing and so my first blog was full of chat posts trying to have conversations with my followers.
1 tag
ergh
All my Canadian friends on Facebook are like fucking alcoholics and all they do is party and (this is really vain of me to mention) but like sometimes 80, 90, or even like 150 people will like their profile pictures and it’s just like WHAT how do you even know that many people and their tumblrs are just attractive people, booze and weed
GET A FUCKING HOBBY
1 tag
I guess I really need to watch Hugo…
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND WOULD TOTALLY BONE SIMON...
(this girl)
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via funeral)
7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
Oh Lord, Jason Segel get out of here with your teddy bear- like disposition.
radiobread2:
everytime i feel bad about my nose i just think “well i could be owen wilson”
We all love Christopher Plummer, for me it’s because of The Sound of Music.
Am I the only one who thinks Emma Stone is just too much at times?
1 tag
